deeeelightful.

I’d just like to clarify something ickily female: “spotting” isn’t cute. It’s nothing like a Dalmatian, or a polka-dotted skirt, or even raindrops on a windshield. It’s more like a “smear”. Like something on your shoe after walking through a dog park, or what you wipe off a toddler’s nose. In other words, it ain’t fun or funny. Ugh.